The Fischer Flu

After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man

A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual

Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself

Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu

by The chrome donkey August 2, 2019

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Frau Fischer

Is a slut, or someone who fucks the sh*t out of everyone without even getting paid in a bit.

Your mum is a Frau Fischer.

by Jakob Martin Friedrich December 4, 2018

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Jacob Fischer

I mean he's alive :/

Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/

by ItzPolarBearDK December 1, 2022

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fischered

Verbally abused repeatedly by a man with a drinking problem. Who has impregnated you twice with in a year.

Daddy came home and really fischered us tonight because the house wasn't up to his standards.

by Dingleberry2 October 1, 2013

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CAILEY FISCHER

a cute happy little girl!! she loves tape

CAILEY FISCHER is hella bed

by loobie133 January 23, 2021

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Fischer-Pill

To be attracted to those who are underage (minors). Particularly those who are female, but it can go both ways.

We were driving past the middle school and my friend pointed to a girl and said, “Future baddie alert?”. I said in response, “No way you took the Fischer-Pill 😭😭😂😂.”

by The_Crunch February 28, 2024

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