by DaedricToast February 24, 2014

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by Marlinspike February 5, 2023

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!
by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008

A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.
Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.
by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009

I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.
I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.
I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.
by Hypercycloid July 18, 2006
