colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016

Carolina firehose

The act of drinking a glass of carolina reaper pepper juice and later pissing in your partners mouth so they feel the effect of the peppers.

Man 1: I gave my girl a carolina firehose yesterday. She had to drink so much milk.
Man 2: yo what the fuck dude

by FortniteTerrible May 13, 2022

firehole

Is slang for when you go to take a dump after eating spicy food and you get that hot and sometimes unbearable burning sensation at your butthole. You know you have had firehole before if you have ever felt the need to sit in ice water after or during a hot dump. Firehole can be bad and will force you to take small breaks between turds so your butthole can cool off.

Man that chili gave me some bad firehole this morning.

by jwatkins936 November 14, 2013

firepower

also; fyapowa
derived an ability provided by a plant found in the Super Mario Bros. video game for the NES

1) n. potent marijuana
2) n. to have the skill to perform consistently well at anything, similar to having game

1) "Aww shit son! This be some firepower!"
2) "Damn, you beat me again."
"Hell yeah! I got firepower!"

by dollabillzyo July 20, 2008

firehosed

When a girl is jerking you off to the point of ejaculation but right before you do the deed, she lets go and backs off. Sad, I know.

Last night after everyone passed out and she started jerkin me off but she stopped right before I came.. Damnit! I hate getting firehosed!!!

by The Kid4444 April 17, 2014

Firehoser

A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".

Go ahead. Post it. We're all firehosers here.

by Mister Andre April 13, 2017

arabian firehoser

when you light a girls bush on fire and you put the fire out with your cum

my girlfriend hates doing the arabian firehoser

by johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny March 1, 2008