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Festezhio

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)
I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009
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Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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donut fest

A gathering of females that involves drinking and a lack of dudes. The oppisite of a sausage fest
As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.
by ByRd September 9, 2007
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Festivalitus

- noun. Uncontrolable inability to stop moving and dancing, usually experienced after attending a kick ass festival. Symptoms may also include loss of voice, incessant humming and a greater love for the outdoors"
Use in colloqial terms:

Marc: "What's wrong with you dude? Your Shaking like a leaf?

John: " Dude, Just came back from this kick ass music festival, sang, danced and drank way too much! Now I can't stop moving and thinking of that Boys Noize Set"

John: I think I have festivalitus!
by The Secret Assasin ! July 7, 2009
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festie

Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.

It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.
"So you said Steve might be coming to forest this year?"

"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."
by briaguya September 12, 2014
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licorice festival

a large sexual encounter where in 7-13 black males are having rough sexual intercourse with one or more women dressed as lionesses. Periodically shouting "zulu" in a frenzied roar of lust.
Brian: Are you hanging out with Suzy later?

Steve: Maybe. Ill see what shes doing.

Brian: Last I heard she was at a licorice festival at Rollins park.

Steve: Wangtastic!
by DongyKong603 February 7, 2010
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sweat fest

a term used to describe something that requires a lot of concentration, stress and difficulty

it is also used to casually describe oneself when they are too hot.
I was up to 3am playing civ5 on the immortal difficulty, total sweat fest.
by b3nitz January 28, 2013
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