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fernan

Fernan: Someone of high social class. Usually categorized by an over-sized growth in their pants. Also known for their ability to seduce and charm the ladies with their devilishly good looking hair and smile.

Fernans can also be categorized by tan skin, dark flowing hair, thick eye brows, and a knack for mowing grass.
Caucasian Male #1: I woke up today and my lawn had been mowed miraculously over night and my wife left a note saying she left me.

Caucasian Male #2: You must have been visited by a fernando.
by soyoung12 September 15, 2010
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Fernanda Beatriz-bud

Fernanda is someone in my class who is racist. She told me to go make noodles because I'm Asian. She told my black friend she looks like a chocolate bar. She called my hijabi friend a terrorist and tried pulling out the pin from her hijab. Once she asked her if she was a terrorist and said her mum told her to stay away from people with hijabs because they're dangerous. And apparently from what I heard, she had an argument with two hijabis and she said "Well at least I don't wear a hijab like you." Fernanda is also a copycat. Once our class had a science test and she was sitting next to me and copied down every single word I wrote. So I wrote every answer of mine wrong and when she went to the toilet I changed my answers and she ended up getting a 9 out of 50 while I got a 46. My friend came to school with lovely box braids once and the next day, Fernanda came to school with box braids like she's literally white she can't wear them that's cultural appropriation. So in a nutshell, Fernanda is racist to Asians, black people and Muslims (so far) and a copycat.
Fernanda Beatriz-bud is such a racist.
Fernanda Beatriz-bud is such a copycat.
Fernanda Beatriz-bud came to school with box braids.
by M2_trappy March 21, 2022
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John Ferneley College

A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.
'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'
by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 10, 2021
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Feed Fernando

The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.
Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)

Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?

Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!
by bruceygofuckyourself June 8, 2011
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Steven Fernandez

1)BEST PERSON EVERRR THE FUCK
2)he has a big dick
3)a sex god

4)all the girls are in love with him
5)a skater
6)baby scumbag bitches
7)chapter 3 and lil cloud pendejas and all the fake scummies crawling back into the fandom like the stinkyass cucarachas they are

8)the most wonderful person you'll ever meet if you're lucky to meet him
9)he can send you to the hospital if you ever have sex with him just warning you
10)a sexy ass man who has a large penis and a wonderful personality he's a fucking blessing
Girl1:Hey isn't thatSteven Fernandez over there?
Girl2)FUCK YEA BITCH GET THE FUCK. OUT OF MY WAY I AM GONNA GIVE HIM A GOOD blow(;
Girl1)I gave him one last time and I fucked a pillow and pretended it was him ..... but after that the pillow was wet I don't know why
Girl2)Welppppp
by You're an 370HSSV August 5, 2016
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Fernando

Fernando might not be the tallest man around but he has a big heart and a wonderful sense of humor he seems mean and shy at first but he’ll slowly open up and maybe you’ll start falling for him
Girl:Who is that short guy he’s so funny and kinda cute.

Guy: oh that’s Fernando if you want you’ll have to get to know him first.
by Lovelygirl7 July 29, 2018
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steven fernandez

A small, sexy guy who can skateboard.
Also can be referred to as Scumbag.
Boy - "See that little kid over there skating?"
Girl - "Yepp he's good"
Boy - "He is a real Steven Fernandez "
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