fauxymoron

A word (or combination of words) that represents a false oxymoron.

Pronounced 'foe-E-moron'; 'foxy-moron' is also acceptable for easier diction.

"Hey man, check it out! It's that hot mail-lady" | "Mail lady? What? like a tranny?" | "Nah bro, fauxymoron

by Explodyhead July 29, 2010

fauxnerable

the act of being vulnerable by sharing seemingly intimate information in order to manipulate vulnerabliltiy from another person. (the "intimate information" is stuff they’d tell anybody).

Jack gets laid non-stop! He knows how to do fauxnerable right!

by jennyann September 28, 2010

fauxnector

A fauxnector is the person who is guilty of making a fauxnection.

I stopped listening to James after he said he was best friends with Stacy because I know she hates him, and snubbed him last week. He is a total fauxnector!

by Mad Morrigan October 10, 2012

Fauxn

When you fake a yawn to make other people rawn (see "rawn").

Person 1: Dude that was totally a fauxn.

Person 2: No it wasn't you douche.

by Matt Viancourt July 8, 2017

fauxnouns

pronounced 'fo-nouns,' like pronouns

Usually, in social media bios, when people you have not come out to follow you and believe you identify as cisgender (or anything else on the gender spectrum). They are your fake pronouns, i.e. faux/fake (pro)nouns.

added bonus: it rhymes with pronouns :)

Person: wait doesn't Sam go by they/them pronouns?
You: yes they do!
Person: then why on their Instagram does it say she/her?
You: oh dude those are their fauxnouns
Persons: Oh I see

by yardofstars May 6, 2021

fauxnics

any turntable that is not a technics 1200 or 1210.

The club was wangster because it only had fauxnics!

by Ronit Sparkles October 6, 2006

Fauxnasing

(v) to pretend to be, or to act like one of the Jonas Brothers

Girl One: "Look at that guy over there. He looks like Joe Jonas"

Girl Two: "That's not cool. He's so fauxnasing."

by xoxoryah December 6, 2009