L factory

A person, place, or thing that consistently produces or manufactures "Ls" or losses

Frank just said the dumbest thing - he is a walking L factory.

by JoeyUD January 6, 2022

H-factor

The isolated girl in a group of socially acceptable or popular girls who is, very noticeably, unattractive. A group of attractive or popular girls will often adopt a fat girl, an "ugly" girl, a socially awkward girl, etc. They usually do this in order to make themselves feel better about being popular, or to look better by comparison. In most cases, the H-factor is a fat chick, but not in all. The H comes from the term "Holder".

"Hey man, why are those babes hanging out with that one fat chick? She totally stands out."
"I don't know. She must be the H-factor."

"Amanda is always hanging around hot girls. She wouldn't have many friends if she wasn't an H-factor."

by The Secks April 13, 2010

F-factor

The Friend-factor is used to calculate the degree of friendship one is rated at when figuring out how much times going to be spent with each known individual.

Being that so much time was spent with friend A, buddy B used the F-factor to estimate the precise amount that would be appropriate to share with friend C.

by jpg3 November 1, 2011

faptop

A laptop solely used for fapping.

Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.

by iamdan March 9, 2008

Fear Factory

Industrial metal band that started out being a boderline Death metal band in 1991. Their vocalist, Burton Bell, was the first to introduce both death metal growling and switching to clean vocals. Fear Factory evolved into a sharper, more aggressive sound, and progressed from death metal to industrial with hints of techno here and there. They focus on how humankind is too addicted to technology to the point of being helpless without it, and see technology as the eventual downfall of humanity.

Demanufacture and Obsolete are good albums by Fear Factory.

by GROMM March 27, 2005

Fattoo

When a skinny person has a tattoo and later gains weight, so that the tattoo becomes stretched out

Johnny became overweight and now has a Fattoo on his Chest.

by BruceLeeTheDragon October 18, 2008

Fireworks Factory

Originally from the Simpsons, where Itchy and Scratchy were trying to travel to the fireworks factory but were prevented from doing so by an unpopular third character, "Poochy", to the dismay of the viewers.

The phrase now applies whenever an entertainer refuses to do the things that the audience wants.

I can't believe that Clark Kent won't fly or wear the Superman costume in Smallville! Why won't they just go to the fireworks factory?

by swift_icarus July 29, 2010