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faneufing

the act of two people (usually a couple) sitting on the same side in a restaurant booth while the other side remains unoccupied.

See - same side of the boother
(pronounced fa-new-fing)
Bob and Mary are faneufing at that table.
by Pastcha August 21, 2012
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kick fate in the balls

To have a feeling that you need to do something, but then you don't do it, only to find out later that you should have listened to your feeling and done what it told you to.
Suzanne: Hey you all wore your Beatles shirts today! I had a really strong feeling that I needed to wear mine, but I ignored it.

Jenna: You shouldn't kick fate in the balls like that.
by dramallama12345 October 2, 2010
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Doctor Fate

Doctor Fate in short is a powerful sorcerer with access to many magic artifacts including the Helmet of Fate, which allows Nabu, a Lord of Order, with god-like power. Many have taken up the role as the hero, Doctor Fate but the most prominent and popular has been Kent Nelson. Doctor Fate has fought along side many heroes, including the organizations like the JSA and the JLA.
"Robin, please stop antagonizing Doctor Fate. He is one of the most powerful sorcerers in the multi-verse".
by Doctor Fate June 11, 2018
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A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Abdullah babar fate

One of the most dangerous fates in the history of the world. Also Abdullah babar is a walking L and fantastic four is retarded
Ong I think your fate is Abdullah babar fate now theres no way out of this
by Erenyeagersolosbleach January 23, 2022
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Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".
Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.
by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008
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fickle finger of fate

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events
Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!
by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010
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