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Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.
Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then
by Lucosa April 12, 2017
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The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018
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Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.
Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.
by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011
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masterbatorio

Someone who pulls their pud more than four times a day.
Lucas is such a masterbatorio, he never leaves his room
by B Mo D March 28, 2008
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masterbator

He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.
by thesg September 19, 2006
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rasterbator

A person who spends too much time on the Internet or the computer in general.
Damnit, he's been on Newgrounds all day. He is such a rasterbator .
by j2p September 24, 2005
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masterbatorioum

the room in which you beat your meat....jerk jill...pullin pud..making a hand party...take your pick
"man yesterday i was deep in a session and my mom walked right into my masterbatorioum!!!!"
by goggles72 November 24, 2009
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