Faecal Fuck

Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.

"Where did Shannan dissapear to?"
" Down the servo with Ricky to buy condoms for a faecal fuck, That bitch loves the shit out of him aye"
"literally"

by ShannanD July 25, 2023

fiscally conservative

A word that penny-pinchers use to defend their frugality.

A.K.A. Cheap!!

(origin: somewhere in Canada's capital)

I'm not cheap... I'm fiscally conservative!!

by Jeanne August 26, 2004

faecal position

Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd

I hauled a whole bottle of white lightening and spent the next day in the faecal position on the lounge floor

by Elizabeth April 7, 2005

Fiscal incest

When governmental or private banking institutions try using questionable accounting tactics to financially rape the common man. See also: The Federal Reserve

"Man, my ass hurts from that chunk Bernanke took out of it. I can't even pay my rent OR bend over. This fiscal incest is hurting my bottom AND my bottom line."

by Duck of Truth December 15, 2008

Fasual

Fancy casual

"What are you wearing"
"A nice sweater and dark jeans. They said the dress code was fasual."

by Rob J L January 29, 2009

FASCAN

military acronym for FAmily of SCAtterable Ninjas, not related to the scuba ninja.
A bomb that explodes in the air releasing deadly ninjas across the area of impact. undefeatable

The enemy was thwarted after we dropped a MOAB and some FASCAN on the poor bastards

by govnah January 12, 2005

fiscal

an enormous penis

Look at that fiscal, it's so big it wouldn't fit into the sea!

by Jesus and his tractors March 22, 2013