fartigan

A sweater made out of farts

"Greg's been farting all night, I could almost knit a fartigan out of his toots."

by stinkysweaterman2 April 4, 2010

Fartigo

Farts that are so pervasive, they compel jumping out of a window.

Chris gave me a serious case of fartigo after his lunch at Taco Bell.

by Chad-zilla May 5, 2011

Fartcrossways

An expression used to describe the feeling of that is which when the bowels produce an enormouse amount of gas and when this gas is expelled at such an extreme force that the gas itself must part ways, (hence the word crossways) at the fabric proceeding the anus. Whether it be underwear, cotton briefs, boxers, or just jeans, occasionally your very own bedding. If the fartcrossways is very extreme seepage will follow.

Bill Berditzman had such a bad case of gas today he experienced a fartcrossways while playing backgammon. He wasn't wearing any protection in his briefs so he had to change his underwear and pants, due to the fartcrossways.

by Gerald Cruthers January 3, 2012

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009

Fartcore

A type of metal (music) completely comprised of farts. Normally includes brutal fart breakdowns and insane fart shredding. Vocals normally include low fart growls.

"DUDE...YOU HAVE GOT TO HEAR THIS FART BREAKDOWN...ITS THE MOST BRUTAL FARTCORE IVE EVER HEARD"

by ddeathhhhd October 28, 2009

fartificial

noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.

Three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. One goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."

or

Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.

by claudel November 10, 2009

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008