farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk

Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

by larrydart June 7, 2011

fringely

When an object has a crisp feeling that gives you goosebumps and/or makes you feel self-conscious when you feel it or are in contact with it. Pronounced Fringe-ly.

Ex. 1
Kylie: Guess what?
Kassidy: What, buck?
Kylie: These napkins are fringely.

Ex. 2
Hugh Jass: Dis here snow feels fringely on my foots.

by K~H January 7, 2010

Fring

(Adj:) A basket of 1/2 fries and 1/2 onion rings, you order it thinking it was curly fries, and it's not. Extremely disappointing.

"That guy was super dope but he turned out to be an absolute fring."

"That was a total fring move."

by Sadboysaunter November 3, 2020

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Fringe Dweller

A Fringe Dweller is someone who lives life outside their head. Using their brain-pan merely as an observational device and not as a judgement unit.

Doing so allows a Fringe Dweller to perceive life in many different ways... Making the emotions of "fear" much less intense and the emotions of "love" much more abundant.

Often it is said that Fringe Dwellers are higher spirits waiting for humanity to grow with them into something bigger.

The followers of Jesus & Buddha refer to their leaders as Prophets.

The critics of Jesus & Buddha may refer to them as Fringe Dwellers.

by TyBorg November 26, 2010

farin

my mfkn best friend

farin is my soulmate

by i love farin May 25, 2020

Corn Farming

Anal sex.

Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.

I need to shower after corn farming.

He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020