Fapiana

The act of pleasuring oneself.

Derives from the word 'fap' and the female name Fabiana.

"Sorry I'm late, I was having a fapiana"

by knutsmasher October 15, 2021

Closet Fapper

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.

Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?

by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012

The fappen

A very hard pinch. Usually performed with a pinching gesture.

"Thats the fucking fappen"
"Thats it you are getting the fappen"

by ///////////////.////////////// August 26, 2019

fappathon

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible

Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++

by Curt V September 3, 2005

fapathy

The sharp decline in interest in porn, women, sex, etc. that a dude experiences immediately after cumming.

The tranny porn I got seemed really hot at the time, but I deleted it all in a wave of fapathy later.

by dirge23 September 12, 2009

fapcave

The place where a man keeps all his porn files on the computer. This is usually in the folder of a folder of a folder and the actual video is almost always under a different name to throw wanderers off.

Person#1: Hey, my sister was cleaning up files and deleted my favorite video.
Person#2: Shoulda put it in the fapcave.

by dontquoteme123 October 23, 2009

fapparatus

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

by p2ych0 February 21, 2008