Fandangled

While making love, her husband comes home, the only way for him to hide is to clutch the ceiling fan, which works fine till her hubby flicks the switch, and his member winds up totally "fandangled."

"I'm tellin' ya, she saw him buck naked with that cute little gal! Hoo-doggies... is he gonna git fandangled when he gits home!"

by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

Fandangle

the one person at ap high school, who dares to start a war of the sticky notes

damn that fandangle, he stuck me about 5 times today

by northwestf October 01, 2007

fandangle pants

number 17 in the list of funny words. used to break awkward silences.

*awkward silence*

person a: Fandangle pants!

*laughter*

by cheesefreeak March 27, 2009

Fandangle

The art in which to play with the other sex's genitals when performing oral sex.

Yeah that bitch totally fandangled me.


MY FANDANGLERS BROKEN!

by Yeah bitch. January 28, 2009

FANDANGLE

That bit of chewing gum stuck in the back of the vaginas throat.

"OI bitch go wash out that FANDANGLE so I can eat my lunch..."

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Fandangle

fan-dan-gle' 1. (verb) a sexual act performed between 2 persons; eg. intercourse.
2. (verb) out of sorts; e.g. "messed up":fandangled
3. (verb) too harm;
4. (noun) Someone/something who is great; e.g. fandangler.

Forms: Fandangled, Fandangler, Fandangling.

1. "You may have been drunk, but I was fandangled."
2. "I may be fandangled but I will fandangle you any day, call me the fandangler."
3. "I fandangled your wife last night."

by Tim Pettes August 18, 2008