While making love, her husband comes home, the only way for him to hide is to clutch the ceiling fan, which works fine till her hubby flicks the switch, and his member winds up totally "fandangled."
"I'm tellin' ya, she saw him buck naked with that cute little gal! Hoo-doggies... is he gonna git fandangled when he gits home!"
by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.
2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.
3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)
2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.
3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)
by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

by northwestf October 15, 2007

Female- Gross, you have a fandangler hanging around your asshole! I’m outta here! Wash your ass!!!
Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……
Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……
by Dingis McFatnuts April 19, 2024

by WhatNoIsTaken November 29, 2022

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

by Cry_Baby47 July 5, 2020
