Fandangled

While making love, her husband comes home, the only way for him to hide is to clutch the ceiling fan, which works fine till her hubby flicks the switch, and his member winds up totally "fandangled."

"I'm tellin' ya, she saw him buck naked with that cute little gal! Hoo-doggies... is he gonna git fandangled when he gits home!"

by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

Fandangle

the one person at ap high school, who dares to start a war of the sticky notes

damn that fandangle, he stuck me about 5 times today

by northwestf October 15, 2007

Fandangler

A piece of shit dried and stuck in the hair around your ass hole

Female- Gross, you have a fandangler hanging around your asshole! I’m outta here! Wash your ass!!!

Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……

by Dingis McFatnuts April 19, 2024

Fandangling

The act of doing something useless.

E.g

Ryan stop fandangling, It’s useless.

by WhatNoIsTaken November 29, 2022

FANDANGLE

That bit of chewing gum stuck in the back of the vaginas throat.

"OI bitch go wash out that FANDANGLE so I can eat my lunch..."

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

fandangles

My entire childhood in a bar of ice cream.

Grandma told me to go get the fandangles out of the fridge for dessert.

by Cry_Baby47 July 5, 2020