life ain't fair

A phrase which seems to be able to justify any means people may use to fuck you over.

"What the fuck! You fucked my girlfriend, killed my dog, stole my life's savings and burned down my house! I thought you were my friend!"

"Hey, life ain't fair, man."

by FinnishPunk May 23, 2004

fair weather friend

A friend who only associates with you when they have nothing better to do. Someone who may only stick around in exciting situations but when times are somewhat boring, leave your side.

A fair weather friend would act like they want to hang out but never invite you to do anything and if you invite them to do something they will only do it if they cant find something better.

by carebear bob April 6, 2010

fairbanks good

A disappointing event made less disappointing by comparing it to the alternatives available in Fairbanks, Alaska. Or, an event in Fairbanks, Alaska that would be disappointing in a larger city.

The concert wasn't that great, but there wasn't anything else going on, so it was Fairbanks good.

by Alexander Haig July 7, 2008

tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir

The less Agularian form of Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir.
Translates to: You will want to make love with me tonight.

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Panties: *drop*

You: "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?"

Parisian panties: *drop*

by Jusical Musical May 22, 2014

Fair Weather-Friend

Someone who you thought was a good friend but they only show up when the circumstances are in their favor.

At first I thought Matt was a good friend because he would always hang out. Turns out he was just a fair weather-friend. Boy it is mighty cloudy today.

by dnicker October 1, 2014

life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.

Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.

by XeL March 12, 2007

fair doos

Means the same thing as "fair enough". Shows that you think something is acceptable, or that you don't care and just want to end the discussion.

Bob: No what I meant was that I think your mum is a nice person.
Jim: Oh right. Fair doos!

by Son of JAR July 30, 2004