Farmster

a rather ratty motorcycle that no longer had a roadgoing purpose, pushed into service on the farms by a needy shepherd or the local lads to 'scramble' round the fields.
This has its origings in post war motorcycling typical of austerity during the late forties and fifties where usable farm transport was limited.

The only concession to making it more useable was worn military pattern tyres. This is now emerging as a desirable custom motorcycle style as folk look to the old styling for inspiration.

The shepherd is out in the hills on the old farmster to check on his flock

by Flying =m= September 11, 2012

fagmatron

Basically someone who is submitting to the act of douche-ism, or jun-like symptoms. Being a real fag (no homo)

Person #1: Man, you're being a real fagmatron right now, stop being a lil douche.

Person #2: I can't help it, I like rubbing my nipples!

by steveurkelitis April 2, 2009

fagtastrophy

A person who is a fag, and a catastrophy all in one.

Cukr is a fagtastrophy.

by Ali Merv January 11, 2009

fobmaster

a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40

If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.

by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008

jagmaster 3000

one bad ass mother fucker that gets more than enough pussy

yo, wuzzup jagmaster 3000, how was dat bitch you tore up last night?

by shadowdick July 24, 2011

fagsterd

A person who is a fag and a bastard

You fagsterd

by The only pug July 16, 2021

fagster

A homosexual male whose style & personality present or create a positive image of gayness.

Tim Curran

by PatBB March 16, 2004