facebaiter

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.

A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'

by KumquatKing October 4, 2013

Facepaint

When you go in for a cropdust or drive-by and let loose a little bit of shit right on their face.

Dude I went in to cropdust Pete and facepainted the poor bastard.

by Aanonnnnn June 24, 2017

FacePainting

The act of communicating on Facebook by using only paintings, graphics and pictures.

If someone says that they are going on a trolley ride you post a picture of a trolley that went up in flames. Just to be sarcastic and funny. It is pretty amusing to play FacePainting on someones facebook wall.

by iublondie252 September 9, 2011

facefaint

disappearing when the discussion gets to a logical checkmate.

When the facebagger was confounded by logic, he facefainted.

by thebiscuit January 26, 2012

Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.

Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.

by ShattaA October 13, 2017

Dodgy facepaint

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face

That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint

by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021

Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

by Facepant March 23, 2024