Facepage

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.

Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.

by Teejay9 August 9, 2010

FacePaulm

A facepalm, but usually done when referring to classic rock. Named after Paul McCartney of The Beatles, the most well known classic rock band.

He FacePaulmed when his girlfriend referred to John Lennon as the drummer of The Who.

You think One Direction is better than Led Zeppelin? *FacePaulm*

by here_comes_the_zeppelin January 6, 2014

Facepencil

To ram someone's head into a pencil. Often said when you are frustrated or annoyed. A variation of the word facepalm. Stems from a very famous scene in the movie The Dark Knight, when the Joker rams a bouncer's head into pencil.

John: Dude, how do you spell "red"

Evan: *facepencil*

by PETERSON4 September 28, 2008

facepwn

(verb)

The act of pwning somebody via the popular online community "Facebook". Can include shutting down somebody on their "wall," or through "met randomly" situations.

1. Jordan facepwnd Adam when he wrote on Adam's wall how he had gotten with a really ugly chick.

2. Reg facepwnd Simon by making a really funny and witty comment about how they met randomly.

by ThaTrik February 13, 2006

FacePaw

The Furry equivalent to 'FacePalm'.

:3

FurFagBoi: AHHH~ I JUST BOUGHT NEW EARS BUT IT'S NOT SHOWING UUUP~

SylviaWolf: Um... have you looked under "all"? :/

FurFagBoi: Er... I knew that. >.>

SylviaWolf: Oh, dear lord. *FacePaw*

by iKitsune September 21, 2009

facepalm

the new "epic fail"

a relatively new internet meme that is quickly gaining popularity.

a gesture used to empathise the hopelessness of someone else after they do or say something extremely retarded.

junaid: i want you to say sorry to my gf for calling her a bitch.
david: how did she find out i called her a bitch wtf????
junaid: i told her.
everyone: *FACEPALM*

by volound December 11, 2009

facewank

To masturbate over photos of someone on facebook.

This fit bird added me on facebook earlier, I might have a facewank over her later.

by as1985 April 23, 2009