mongolian facemask

When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.

"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"

"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."

by DaxTheDestroyer June 19, 2016

facemining

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.

e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."

by MooseEyes March 16, 2009

Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

Facewank

The act of searching through facebook, finding an attractive picture of someone, and masturbating over it.

"Oh have you seen _____'s picture on facebook? Yeah bro, I had a mad facewank over it"
"omg I caught my room mate on the computer last night, having a facewank.

by WagyuMachine July 1, 2010

Facemash

A rating to describe the sexiests on Earth. Considered very sexually intimidating. Capable of wiping out the west coast with one cream shot, Masturbates on average 10e+13 time per day. The most dangerous weapon tactic of Face Mashing a persons mouth with 10 gallons of cum at approximately 42069(m/s). Also has the habit of fucking your mom in a public space 24/7.

OMG, Michael was such a Facemash at the party, he impregnated 420 people in one go, and made Brians mom pregnant in-front of everyone.

by LITTLE core December 26, 2022

gorilla facemask

After you blow your load all over a girls face, you take a handfull of your pubes and throw it in her face creating a gorilla facemask!

Monica had a hard time picking the pubes off her face after Aaron gorilla facemasked her.

by inthegooch December 3, 2007

Alien Facemask

Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.

Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.

by Brad T. D. C. December 8, 2007