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NASCAR Facelift

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.
If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."
by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006
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facelift

The act of stealing status updates from others' Facebook Profiles.
"Stupid as as stupid does." Facelifted from Forrest Gump.
by RayRaySki October 2, 2011
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facefartbook

a social network for the crafty, clever, comedic complainer. people share their gripes, comments aka. "farts" on this website. No topic is off limits and all opinions are welcome.
Some guy cut me off today then filpped ME the bird. As soon as I get home I am going to let this jerk have it on facefartbook.
by brewkah assault May 27, 2011
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Facebirther

N. Someone who insists that your birthday is on a different day of the year than you were born on because they got the notification from Facebook (usually after somebody changed your birthday as a joke).
(After Mike's brother borrowed his iPhone for a few minutes.)
Facebook: "Thank you for your profile update."
Facebook: "January 12 is your birthday."
Facebook: "You are now friends with Rush Limbaugh. You share this friend with 2 of your friends."
Facebook: "1 of your friends has a birthday today, Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook profile: "Mike was born in Tanzania. Mike is the ugly twin of Rush Limbaugh."
Facebook: "27 friends have wished you a happy birthday."
Mike: "I'm going to kill my brother."
Dad: "Happy Birthday Mike. You are a good son. And I'm glad to see you have given up that liberal stuff."
Mike: "It's not my birthday, my account was hacked!"
Dad: "Don't lie to your own family son."
Mom: "You don't have to hide who you are. We still love you."
Mike: "Dad doesn't surprise me really, but I can't believe you're going Facebirther on me too Mom! You were there when I was born! We have home movies!"
Dad: "If accepting the truth makes us Facebirthers, then so be it Son. Films can be faked, but the internet can't."
Mom: "We must have adopted you. I drank a lot after your brother was born."
Brother: "Ha-ha! Happy Birthday Barack Limbaughma."
by Maddie B June 10, 2012
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Faceblirting

Ashley: How do you know that guy?

Jenna: Uh, duah we’ve been totally faceblirting for like two weeks now?!

Kimmie: Aww, lucky – I want a cute guy to faceblirt with!
by Jenna Marie Michele October 7, 2008
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Facebirth

Constantly updating your facebook status to reflect your pregnancy, up to and including going into labour.
Ew, did you see Rhéa totally updating her facebirth?
by chet_woolery January 4, 2009
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Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.
"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"
by A~~ December 15, 2011
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