facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.

bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose

by Matt Huff April 17, 2010

Poo face bum hole

You call someone it when they're being silly

"You're such a poo face bum hole!"

by Lisa Whitehead and Ivy Bustamante April 26, 2006

faceburn

The act whereby a man gets shot down in visible, actual flames after propositioning a girl under the age of 24.

Nick got faceburned when Tori said "NO!".

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

facepump

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

facebust

To bust or out someone's petty crimes or shameful actions via facebook pictures or wall posts.

"Sasha totally busted Candice for borrowing without asking."
"How?"
"Andrew posted some pics of a dinner date with Candice and she was wearing Sasha's sweater in one of them."
"Dood, he soooo facebusted her!"

by Eggwhitey May 13, 2008

Faceium

The pure essence of Face. This is a godlike substance not fit for this world, yet rumors say it exists. Many people think it is a hoax but certain people claim they have seen it and used it, yet they forbid to talk about it.

Scientist #1 - Oh, my, God. What have I discovered?
Scientist #2 - What is it, Joe? Don't tell me you've discovered Faceium!?
Scientist #1 - ...

by FaceALace June 19, 2008

Facebuse

Subjecting others to abuse or insults over facebook.

I just gave that bitch some serious Facebuse.

by Jim_Thrush October 20, 2009