facesuck

Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.

Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.

Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!

Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.

Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.

by newsvava February 11, 2009

facefuck

something that’s so godly , so amazingly , so beautifully it turns into a facefuck

seb: ‘ your room looks amazing emma ‘

emma: ‘ thank you seb it is indeed a facefuck’

caiti:’ bulky emma + lisbon’s gc is facefuck’
zaahira & liza:’ timothee chalamet is a face fuck’

razan: ‘ following the religion of razanism is a facefuck’

by bulky emmas plus lisbons April 13, 2020

facefucking goddess

A woman who loves to use a man's face for her sexual pleasure by sliding back and forth across his face, and /or grinding against his features to achieve multiple orgasms. Often used as a sign of Dominance, a woman may use this to train or instill in her partner, that this is the only way he can have sex with her or any woman she chooses, and that his mouth, not his penis, will be the recipient of their orgasms which he will be trained to consume at all times without fail. She will also instruct him to use his tongue at any time to "worship" her pussy and asshole in the manner she desires to derive the most pleasure, no matter how long or often she wishes to "use" him.

My girlfriend was a "Facefucking Goddess". She used to use my face for her sexual pleasures on a daily basis, sometimes for hours at a time, and sometimes while entertaining her girlfriends!

by queeningboy November 8, 2013

facebukakke

An alternate, insulting name for the service known as Facebook, referring to the large amount of "mess" you will get into when you join.

"I can't believe you signed up for Facebukakke. Good luck getting that crap off your face."

by chenglan March 25, 2008

facefuck

To be forced against your will, by your peers into signing up for and using facebook

"oi man add those photos you took last night!"

"fuck off chris, you twat, stop facefucking me."

by mikorp September 9, 2007

Faceback

A skill that is acquired to determine the facial appearance and attractiveness of a person from only witnessing the back of the persons head.
A rating from 0-10 is then conducted before seeing the person. The more accurate your rating was, the better Facebacker you are.

Tom: Hey Jerry, that girl in front of us has appealing buttocks. I faceback her an 8, what do you think ?

Jerry: She's alright but with those size 9 feet I would faceback her a 4.

by Mr_Ryt_Now November 25, 2013

facebicker

to argue about something on facebook

I just wanted to check my facebook notifications, but somehow I started to facebicker with someone and I've been online for an hour now.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017