I Loosened It For You

What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?

Guy 2: Sure

<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>

Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>

by G-Negro December 15, 2008

Down for you

Will do anything for you

You know your girl is down for you

by DowngrilD May 25, 2019

Four for you

A quote from the popular movie, Mean Girls meaning "YOU GO!" or "GREAT JOB!"

In the movie it says "FOUR FOR YOU GLENN COCO AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENER."

ex: "You're the only person who can pull off that ugly sweater. FOUR FOR YOU!"

A:"I just told off my ex and I'm not even mad."
B:"FOUR FOR YOU!"

by xoxolovelovexoxo February 24, 2012

Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time

Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off

by Guron April 17, 2017

no soup for you

Made famous by the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld.

Person: Can I have soup? *Mistakenly insults the Soup Nazi

Soup Nazi: No soup for you!

by Soup Nazi July 25, 2004

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids

The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.

Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

by Exor January 15, 2004

bully for you

A way of saying "Good for you!" or "Kudos." Also see bully.

It wasn't always used in a sarcastic tone, but considering how it's changed over time, people do use it in that way.

"In older times, the word 'bully' also had a couple of positive meanings, the only trace of which is left in the expression 'bully for you,' which is still occasionally used in British English - I can't comment on US English. I've mostly heard it used in a derisive or sarcastic way, along the lines of 'Well then, aren't *YOU* the clever one?'"
-Ask.com topic

Girl: My mom bought me this book, Bully for You, Teddy Roosevelt!

Guy: What are you, seven?

by Zillah Lewis February 11, 2010