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Farting Rainbows

Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.
Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows

Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.
by kjj5hf October 27, 2009
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Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.
I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009
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farticulation

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.
While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.
by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008
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farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
by honkhonkin May 23, 2009
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Fartiquette

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009
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fartipation

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.
I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.
by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018
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speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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