esse

derives from the first letter of the word Surreno:Southern Gangster

Oralé (Esse) que haces.

by DNMBLK December 22, 2009

Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.

Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*

by Ska-gal July 23, 2009

Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works

I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010

Essence

The heart of something or the importance of it. Something that gives another a meaning.

My boyfriend is the essence of my life

by CuteGirlfriend November 29, 2009

ESESL

Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage.

Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.

2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

herbal essences

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.

(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.

by Lorelili December 29, 2007

Essential Oils

Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen

by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020