Eshay or eshlad
The name given to those small dickheads whom seem to think they are top shit.
These eshays (mainly of the male gender) are known for stinking ,smoking,stealing, taking drugs and doing vape. Unfortunately these small brained pricks tend to think they can fight anyone when in actual fact they can't do shit. Literally. They wouldn't be able to kill a motherfucking fly if they tried. An eshays vocab is usually resctricted to curse words or really really bad slang. You are most likley to find an eshay hanging around train station, tobacconists, alley ways etc. after all these dumbasses are easy to find as the only thing they wear is some form of baggy shorts with a bloody striped tee. They also wear brand like Nike, surprised they can afford it. Then again they probably still money off an innocent person. These eshays are usually frighten away by a man with a loud voice or a large stick.
The name given to those small dickheads whom seem to think they are top shit.
These eshays (mainly of the male gender) are known for stinking ,smoking,stealing, taking drugs and doing vape. Unfortunately these small brained pricks tend to think they can fight anyone when in actual fact they can't do shit. Literally. They wouldn't be able to kill a motherfucking fly if they tried. An eshays vocab is usually resctricted to curse words or really really bad slang. You are most likley to find an eshay hanging around train station, tobacconists, alley ways etc. after all these dumbasses are easy to find as the only thing they wear is some form of baggy shorts with a bloody striped tee. They also wear brand like Nike, surprised they can afford it. Then again they probably still money off an innocent person. These eshays are usually frighten away by a man with a loud voice or a large stick.
Person one- "I saw a group of eshays today"
Person two- "yeah? Where abouts?"
Person one- "on the side of the road, smoking and swearing"
Person two- "let me guess... they were wearing bloody striped tees and baggy shorts?"
Person one- "yup"
Person two- "yeah? Where abouts?"
Person one- "on the side of the road, smoking and swearing"
Person two- "let me guess... they were wearing bloody striped tees and baggy shorts?"
Person one- "yup"
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Ray - "No, I've still got this clusterfuck of an essay to write."
William -"You mean the one where you have to write five pages about what your favorite aspect of Beowulf was and why?"
Ray - "Yep. See you guys monday."
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William -"You mean the one where you have to write five pages about what your favorite aspect of Beowulf was and why?"
Ray - "Yep. See you guys monday."
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