Epstein

veverb
ep•st-ee-n
Epsteined
Definition of Epstein
transitive verb

: to put in confinement for private execution : BUTCHERED

Jeffrey Epstein was Epsteined on August 10, 2019

"Kevin Clinesmith will stand trial". "Nah, they'll Epstein him".

by LiberalCenter August 15, 2020

Epsteined

To hide the cause of death, to cover up murder, to conceal murder.

1. It did not take a coroner to realize the evidence was Epsteined.
2. The evidence had been Epsteined suggesting murder!

by garblebox February 13, 2021

Epstein

To attempt suicide after being exposed for paedophilia.

"You know that one youtuber, yeah well he pulled an Epstein."

by CryptoClinic August 25, 2020

Epstein

1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of sex

2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.

3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag

4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy

Example 1

A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?

B: Let me guess, an Epstein?

A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!

Example 2

A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?

B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!

by HE ADDED ME.... September 19, 2010

Jeffrey Epstein

Big guy with big dreams. He plays UNO with some if the most powerful men ever. Also kinda shitty person ngl

Guy 1: "That guys a real smart ass huh?"
Guy 2: "Hes a real Jeffrey Epstein

by Knew too much help October 6, 2020

Epstein-Barr

A disease causing the condition of mononucleosis (aka mono), which is severe sore throat, fever and an enlarged spleen. It is often referred to as the "kissing disease". It is transferred from saliva, so one can get it from kissing, or sharing drinks. It is a herpes virus, same as the chicken pox (herpes zoster). This often occurs in children, but can also come up in adults. You can treat the symptoms, but the virus will always be in your system.

Yeah, so my girls got mono man. Who's she been kissing?

Yeah, so I've got Epstein-Barr after making out with her. Way to go!

by The AlliCat January 9, 2010

Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A virus of the body politic which compromises judgment induces moral fatigue and causes child rape.

Dear Leader was Alex Acosted by the news of this latest bout of Epstein-Barr Syndrome.

by lexicali slim July 8, 2019