Percocet Epiphany

When One takes too many Percocet and begins having pop culture epiphanies.

Kathy had a Percocet Epiphany and realized the man that played Gaston in Beauty and the Beast shot and killed the dragon in The Hobbit!!!!

by Gandalf the Purple November 19, 2017

Boredom Epiphany

The moment you say Fuck it and decide get up of your ass and do something useful with your life.

Shit man im bored, i've been trawling UrbanDictionary for the last 5 hours, and I still haven't let the dog back in and Im busting for a dump.

((Boredom Epiphany))

You know what FUCK IT!! I'm letting that bitch in, switching off this computer, shitting on my neighbours lawn and getting on with my life.

by wave103 July 8, 2009

Texas Epiphany

The moment you realize that you actually did shit your pants.

I was talking to my boss and thought I had slipped one out unnotice when I had my Texas epiphany.

by Micro67 May 9, 2010

Epiphonic

A constant state of epiphany. To enjoy an enlightened state of mind constantly, if not always consistently - after all, we're human.

Suddenly it dawned on me in an epiphonic fashion. I understood...everything, answers and realizations came to me instantly and I knew no doubts, only enlightenment.

by Neighborhood master of Chaos November 22, 2011

epiphany

an amazing girl. she's really nice, sweet, caring, smart, funny, and lovable. everyone likes her, girls and guys included. she has a great personality. there's not a moment when you think about her and you don't smile. she's one of those go to people. you go to her when you need help, when you need someone to talk to, or could use a good laugh. she's a great friend. she's always looking good, has nice hair, a great sense of style, and a beautiful smile to top it off. she's an all-round perfect person. she's like a princess.

wow, she's an epiphany!

by wkem September 25, 2011

Epiphany khunt

1. A sudden manifestation of the essence of a vagina
2. The greatest name for a porn star

1. Eureka, I've got one!
2. Dang Freddie, did you see that Epiphany Khunt on the pole last night?

by ShellyBird February 8, 2010

Epiphany

1. An astoundingly good idea, at least at the time.

2. A designated name for certain individuals of the female sex, most likely not a biproduct of the first definition.

Either instance of "Epiphany" rarely involves the excessive use of alcohol.

by IntreiguingPeanut April 15, 2013