embarrassing porn

When someone finds shemale porn on your computer

"Dude, I found embarrassing porn on steves PC.. that"

by DarkKnight5123 December 9, 2008

ebaum

eBaums World, a site with hilarious material that was all stolen from other sites without their consent, and stamped with is watermark. Some stolen content included a few looping pictures of Linsday Lohan where she doesn't change facial expressions, and a crazy lady talking to a telemarketer which was literally on his site the next day after appearing on YTMND.com
If only people like Ainolketta and Santa knew the truth. In fact they probably work for eBaums and are trying ot make them sound better.

Eric Baumen: teehee, I'm going to go on y-t-m-n-d.com and steal all their funny and origional content, put my watermark on it, then make fun of them and call them pimply faced maladjusted preteens whos parents dont love them. eBaum rules!!!!11!

by ebaum STEALS August 20, 2006

embarrassment

An extremely sucky feeling that happens to adolescents much too often where your cheeks get all red and you just want to curl up under a dark bed for all of eternity (and/or die in a hole).

Girl: What's wrong, why are you crying?
Other Girl: I just suffered from a high level of embarrassment when my parents showed my boyfriend baby pictures of me! I wish I could curl up in a hole and die!

by netflixxlove January 4, 2015

embargo

Ban on imports of a particular good into a country.

"In 1999, the United States announced an embargo on importation of monkeys into the continental U.S."

by hussad October 17, 2004

Emauri

Emauri is usually that loud friend with no filter. She says what she want, when she want, and however she want. She’s definitely the life of the party. You can’t keep a person like Emauri in one place, because she has the spirit of a butterfly, she loves to wonder. Emauri is just a free spirit, you can’t help but do love her.

“Hey, have you heard of Emauri?”
“Everyone’s heard of Emauri!”

by Anonymously Awsome May 31, 2018

ebaumsworld

Stupidity for the rest of us who don't have a life shame, idiotic and nonesense; polluting the mind

Ebaumsworld.com is garbage floating in cyberspace that didn't get recycle properly.

by Flashingo May 2, 2005

French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."

Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!

by Mystic-X November 4, 2011