ethan feldkamp

Ethan Feldkamp is a 120 pound string bean that is rejected by woman at all cost.

Come on man don’t be an Ethan Feldkamp get into the weight room.

by _Tim.P_ August 15, 2020

ethan torchio

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33

“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

by worm worm workweek October 11, 2021

ethan barry

Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large dicks they are also huge douchebag
s. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.Thot: Man, that Ethan guy sure is hot.

Ethan barry smells so good today

by oppositegirl April 4, 2015

eGander

an attentive listen at purevolume.com.

come take an eGander at half past 3. they're death metal/country/hip-hop.

by l'charles March 3, 2005

eglantine

Sweet, kind and loving french girl. Eglantine is always here for her friends.

Man, I wish Eglantine was my friend

by hompom June 9, 2017

Ethan Torchio

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.

do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.

by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

ethan landry

THE HOTTEST GHOSTFACE ALIVE, LITERALLY CREAMED MY PANTS AT THE MOVIE THEATER WHEN I SAW HIM

person one: “have you seen scream 6?”
person two: “YES OMG ETHAN LANDRY IS SO FINE”
person three: “I AGREE”

by slutforcrazymen March 25, 2023