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spicy eggroll

Fucking someone in the ass then making them blow you until you cum.
I was giving this give girl anal, then she blew me and i came in her mouth...that was one spicy eggroll
spicy eggroll by the omen June 30, 2008

Exotic Eggroll 

An exotic eggroll is when a man covers his penis in a variety of spices and dips his dick in duck sauce. Then the female proceeds to suck his dick and get all the exotic flavors.
Yo, Tyler gave this girl Veronica an exotic eggroll and she felt extremely cultured.

Enjoy your last eggroll, punk 

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.
Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

california eggroll

The act of taking a crap inside a fold-out couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the next unexpected person to find the surprise.
Hey bob, i just did a california eggroll to your grandma's couch; i hope you dont mind.

eat an eggroll

when you get up on your bitch and start eating chinese food.
dayum last night I was eatin an eggroll

Eating the Eggroll 

When you either suck an asians penis or you eat out an asian girl
Joe I was totally eating the eggroll last night, it was like heaven.