Egotesticle

The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.

John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls

by casey99 January 23, 2007

Egotistical

Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.

Aretha is very Egotistical

by Zeke April 8, 2004

Sandy Eggo

1. San Diego, California

2. waffle breakfast on the beach

I ate a sandy eggo in Sandy Eggo.

by lee April 10, 2005

Egotistic

1) The act of presenting yourself as the greatest at anything, even if you've never tried it.
2) Someone who presents themself as the greatest ever to live.

Rob is egotistic.
Rob is an egotistic.

by Spontaneous!!! November 24, 2010

leggo my eggo

what you say to get your waffle(s) back from someone.

MOM! LEGGO MY EGGO!

by ethanbruh2009 June 1, 2018

Egotistical

1) one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.

2) A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.

3) A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

4) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

5) being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the World. when you simply think, you're the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don't love him/her:)

One who is extremely egotistical

by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007

Eggstroid Belt

The thin band of overcooked egg that forms around the edge of the pan when making scrambled eggs.

"Awwww man, you left some eggstroid belt in my eggs."

by Andy1455 April 20, 2009