Edusexual

A pedantic over educated individual that makes conversation into sex. Usually of a higher education background and often using long overly convoluted explanations for things people already know in order to gaslight them into thinking theyre more informed on a subject or wrong about small details.

Ben Shapiro is an edusexual.

by ardjunna April 10, 2023

emosexual

one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly glasses, liprings, and tight jeans.

I have emosexual feelings toward Sonny Moore of From First to Last.

by LaDeeDa6 December 28, 2005

egosexual

A person so self-involved, he/she lacks sexual interest in either gender.

He's not playing on either team, he's an egosexual.

by Joseph Richter May 18, 2008

Emosexual

Kids of the emo variety who are sexually attracted to other emo kids regardless of gender. This can be explained by the similarity in appearance between male and female emos.

"Mike is a bisexual, he keeps hooking up with guys and girls."

"Nah, he's emosexual. He only hooks up with other emos."

"No way! Damn emos make my head trip."

by jimmy kane January 5, 2009

emosexual

to have a continually questionable sexual orientation

Hey that young man is wearing women's pants, do you think he's gay?
No, I 'm pretty sure he's just emosexual.

by Rick Sauer February 7, 2007

emosexual

n.
1)Someone who is sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

adj.
2)Sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene.

1) Dude, man. I am sexually oriented to members of the "emo" scene. I am such an emosexual!

2) Dude, Chris won't leave those "emo" chicks alone! He is so emosexual!

by David Dempke April 5, 2005

Eurosexual

Eurosexuality is a modern and culturally specific form of lifestyle. Found to be exemplified in up-beat modern Europeans (usually men), whose dress code is highly distinguishable, consisting of nothing but high quality brand label clothing including Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren. It involves the will to actively partake in bodily care that may be considered feminine or "girly", whilst possessing the ability to grow bodily hair to a vast degree and displaying one's manhood via macho gestures, tough guy speech and sexually beckoning displays towards the opposite sex and overall, maintaining an abundantly straight sexual preference that is considered eager rather than chauvinistic. Not to be confused with metrosexual, where the subject exhibits bisexual tendencies. Mostly found in male teenagers from European descent that posses a knowledge of current trends in today’s society, yet no matter the immediate environment, atmosphere or climate, choose to proudly display their ethnicity via trendy, up beat, neutral coloured clothing including blacks, greys browns and dark blues. Chains or ear piercing are also a distinguishing feature, yet the most blatant is the excellent coordination between items of clothing.

One who has rugged yet trendy facial hair, dark denim jeans, tight upper body T-shirt, silver neck chains and tidy, yet practical shoes and who also exhibits a strong attraction to the opposite sex and who lives as one of European descent, may be considered Eurosexual.

by Wogking January 7, 2006