Easter

The day Jesus became a zombie and everyone ate candy.

Happy Easter mofo, let's eat jellybeans and praise our zombie lord.

by FATCOWDISEASE May 1, 2011

Easter

Zombie Jesus Day.

Happy (Easter) Zombie Jesus Day

by mynameiskate September 10, 2012

Easter

The time of the year when Christians celebrate the crucifixion of Santa for not paying his taxes.

Tommy knew Easter had was on its way when he saw the jolly old elf nailed to the cross.

by Apriori March 25, 2009

Easter

A slang term for the drug MDMA. Others include ecstacy, E, X, XTC, etc. MDMA's high often involves feelings of empathy, high self-esteem, positive body image, teeth grinding, jaw clenching, and wanting to tell people everything about oneself and in turn listen to their stories. The senses are more aware, causing one to enjoy touching soft and other various materials. Males should be aware that it is often difficult to have an erection while rolling on Ecstacy.

"I was rolling on Easter the other night."

by lifeiswondrous January 5, 2006

Easter

It's all about killing Jesus and eating chocolate.

What's not to love?

Person 1 - It's easter time again
Person 2 - Yeehaa! Time to break out the cross and get fat!

by TokyoFool! April 7, 2008

Easter

The guy that gets drunk and bangs Allison every weekend. She was nice but he helped turn her into the biggest bitch ever. He is the manwhore af all manwhores.

-I banged Allison last night.
-Dang...you are such an Easter.

by lion February 17, 2005

Easter

A day where usually little kids will wake up, and hunt for Easter eggs. Usually, the eggs have some candy in it. It is believed that the "Easter bunny" will come to your house at night while your asleep, and scatter Easter eggs around your house. However, when kids become older, they will realize that the Easter bunny isn't real.

April. 16, is Easter!! Time to eat some candy!

by BLUE456754744 April 16, 2017