Easter

The day Jesus became a zombie and everyone ate candy.

Happy Easter mofo, let's eat jellybeans and praise our zombie lord.

by FATCOWDISEASE May 1, 2011

Easter

Zombie Jesus Day.

Happy (Easter) Zombie Jesus Day

by mynameiskate September 10, 2012

Easter

The time of the year when Christians celebrate the crucifixion of Santa for not paying his taxes.

Tommy knew Easter had was on its way when he saw the jolly old elf nailed to the cross.

by Apriori March 25, 2009

Easter

A slang term for the drug MDMA. Others include ecstacy, E, X, XTC, etc. MDMA's high often involves feelings of empathy, high self-esteem, positive body image, teeth grinding, jaw clenching, and wanting to tell people everything about oneself and in turn listen to their stories. The senses are more aware, causing one to enjoy touching soft and other various materials. Males should be aware that it is often difficult to have an erection while rolling on Ecstacy.

"I was rolling on Easter the other night."

by lifeiswondrous January 5, 2006

Easter

It's all about killing Jesus and eating chocolate.

What's not to love?

Person 1 - It's easter time again
Person 2 - Yeehaa! Time to break out the cross and get fat!

by TokyoFool! April 7, 2008

Easter

The guy that gets drunk and bangs Allison every weekend. She was nice but he helped turn her into the biggest bitch ever. He is the manwhore af all manwhores.

-I banged Allison last night.
-Dang...you are such an Easter.

by lion February 17, 2005

Easter

The Sexy BEAST that gets girls everyday and never stops on anything unless he accomplishes it he is the reason girls Break up with there Boyfriends. He/Shenis The Definition Of Great , Sexy , And Power The All Great God Easter

Boyfriend: Fuck he having Sex With my Girl
Dude: Beat his ass
Boyfriend: I Cant
Dude: Why?
Boyfriend: Because....
Boyfriend: Its Easter
Dude: Fuck Dont Mess with Him

Dude: He Bad News

by Savage.COM January 30, 2017