Earning the Red Wings

When a man eats out a woman who is on her period.

Chris just earned his Red Wings

by Kayla December 8, 2003

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earning your redwings

The science of pleasuring a girl to the fullest possible climax by eating her out while she's on her period.

"Dude, isn't your girlfriend on your period?
. "Yeah but I had to earn my redwings"
"oh my god don't tell me that dude"

"you will be earning your redwings one day"

by Richardo Despartes January 18, 2013

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Earning Red Wings

Also to define practicing
cunnilinguswhile the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.

I told her that I wouldn't mind earning my red wings, after she told me that she was on the rag. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized I meant oral sex.

by dork February 17, 2005

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Respect is earned not given

Contrary to popular belief, it does not mean that you don't need to give a fuck about people unless they simp for you. instead, it means that you don't need to give complete respect to everyone you meet, but you still need to give some respect and give at least a single shit for the homeless.

Jimmy told me he stands by the phrase 'Respect is earned not given' I instantly dumped him.

by Anon Egg November 22, 2021

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Earned My Spade

This is a situation where someone accomplishes something of little to no value or importance, or fails miserably. Extra bonus points are given if the "accomplishing" party is proud of the non-accomplishment or failure.

As Jimmy stood up from his Quaker oatmeal, he noticed a warm sensation in his pants as he had wet himself. Jimmy laughed and proclaimed with pride, "Oops I earned my spade!"

by El Capitan Awesome January 13, 2011

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