Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian esports finalistmug. "New into the eSports field, eager to give it our best!"
eSports organization founded on the 17th of January 2018 by Arancii and Gallons , debuted in the CS:GO stage as an italian indie competitive team.
AntartiK is now hiring new member to kickstart a new and better eSports team in games such as CS:GO, Rocket League, Overwatch, Fortnite.
You can contact AntartiK eSports by joining their discord server : discord .gg/rRExHjS
or following their respective account on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.
eSports organization founded on the 17th of January 2018 by Arancii and Gallons , debuted in the CS:GO stage as an italian indie competitive team.
AntartiK is now hiring new member to kickstart a new and better eSports team in games such as CS:GO, Rocket League, Overwatch, Fortnite.
You can contact AntartiK eSports by joining their discord server : discord .gg/rRExHjS
or following their respective account on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.
by Arancii October 19, 2019
Get the AntartiK eSportsmug. by AhmedDzn December 7, 2019
Get the Rulz esportsmug. timeless is ran by Dom iUS and Tyler from hydra, timeless is a African team made in India gathering all the musty scammers to make one top tier c ops team.
by Zon ios October 26, 2020
Get the timeless Esportsmug. by Atul Cherry Popper March 3, 2021
Get the Nin Hendran ESportsmug. A organisation that definitely doesn’t take your money and run .... They also get shit on every game since black ops 2
by 123Irish123 December 26, 2020
Get the Fluxx eSportsmug. An esports organization that wins wins wins no matter what. They have phenomenal talents like saucybeanzz19 and rang1bot
"Hey did you see Daze Esports win against CMC League 3-0 in Garfield Kart?"
"Yeah that match was insane. I loved the part when saucybeanzz19 said its dazein time! and dazed CMC"
"Yeah that match was insane. I loved the part when saucybeanzz19 said its dazein time! and dazed CMC"
by PsychoTurtle990 September 1, 2022
Get the Daze Esportsmug.