deshun

Deshun is of English orgin and is defined as "sleek." It is pronounced de-shun. It is moslty used as a males name, however it is becoming more popular for a female name too.

"Dang where does Deshun get his good looks from?"

"That Deshun is always dressed to impress."

"I need to get me some of that Deshun."

by maeloveu November 7, 2013

hairectile dysfunction

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

by scrollocked April 5, 2009

Reptile dysfunction

When you can't get your lizard to stand up.

He never had a reptile dysfunction until he reached 70.

by plasmacobalt June 23, 2009

erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004

Dysfunction Junction

One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.

I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.

by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009

Dysfuntional Steamroller

It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.

Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"

Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"

Brad: "Did what?"

Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."

Brad: "Did you pollute too?"

Ben: "Yep"

Brad: "Up top ben"

(High five slap)

by Maczofri January 21, 2011

dyspunctual

not punctual, chronically late, inconsiderate of others time

Jodi" where is he?, he is never here when he says he will be, that is one of the things that I can't tolerate."

Dean " I know its a long drive, but that fool is one dyspunctual guy"

by Matt-NM April 4, 2011