Wrangle the dangle

The act of, or process of you, or another person aggressively masturbating

"Hey bitch, wanna wrangle the dangle?"
"Sure I'd love to wrangle your dangle!"

by Jack Mi'Hoff November 21, 2011

Quandale Dingle

This man is related to hooduini and had dinner with Jay z. He owns one of the greatest gangs known to man called al numbar. He has many enemies who pray on his downfall but he has too much swag

Real nigga: that nigga quandale dingle got the most fire memes ever.

Average virgin: o hell na that nigga is unfunny and I like men.

by Thug hunter November 25, 2021

Quantavious Dinglebottem

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.

The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem

by Quantavious Dinglebottems dad April 22, 2022

Dirty Dangles

Sick moves and dekes, usually in reference to Hockey.

dude, did you see those dangles Ovechkin put on Crosby, talk about dirty dangles.

by candykong February 18, 2009

dangle fest

to absolutley humiliate another hockey player with some sick nasty moves or "dangles"

in my game the other night i was on a break away and i decided to have a sick nasty dangle fest on the other teams Defense

by tyler walllace June 13, 2007

Louisiana Crab Dangler

A sexual position in which someone performs oral sex on their partner while doing an upside down backwards crab-walk across the floor.

Dude, she gave me Louisiana Crab Dangler the whole way from the kitchen to the bedroom.

by xvampirousx September 25, 2008

dingleberry fiesta

An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.

"Its so hot out, I can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a shit now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta."

by the H. monster December 3, 2009