humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

throat dumpling

A big wad of snot, saliva, and other crud coughed or hacked up from one's throat/lungs. It is is typically spat onto the ground. The throat dumpling can be swallowed, but it is not recommended.

I just coughed up a big yellow throat dumpling and spit it onto the sidewalk.

by WesNile January 15, 2008

power dumpling

sexual position in which the woman is on her back with knees to her shoulders and the man is standing over the top smashing the womans vagina.

mmm bobby, i want it hard and deep, give me some power dumpling tonight ;)

by K1CKTH3PUPPY July 9, 2011

sugar dumplin

A phrase used to show someone that you really care about them in a very loving way

Coming home from a long day at the office "Hey sugar dumplin i'll take care of dinner for you"

by i heart you May 26, 2003

Dumpling Party

When you and your own or someone else’s dad get naked and watch Kung Fu Panda 3.

“Dude me and Chris’s dad totally had a dumpling party last night!”
“Im about to cream my pants thinking about tonights dumpling party”

by Squigg1es July 3, 2021

Wet Dumpling

A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.

Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.

by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017

dense humpty dumpty

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

by vapidkourt October 7, 2019