professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Emma Roberts dumbass

emma roberts is one of the dumbest people ever (i still love her)
exhibit a: walked into a glass door and broke her nose
exhibit b: joined a book club but can’t read
exhibit c: when defending taylor swift she use “your” instead of “you’re”
exhibit d: she’s scared of horror things but watches it alone at night
there’s more (emma there’s nothing wrong about being a dumbass ily)

emma roberts? year emma roberts dumbass she’s a little bit confused in life sometimes 😭🙏

by nayasemma January 7, 2021

Dumbassicide

Dumbassicide occurs when one's stupid and dumb ass behavior results in their own death.

The thief who was killed when the truck that he was trying to steal ran over his head is a victim of dumbassicide. (True story)

by Joe_/Scott1 December 9, 2008

dumbass disease

it is something you were born with, and it shows up when you reach your highest level of dumbass possible

Paul just realized he has the dumbass disease.

by smartass (: August 26, 2009

Dumbassitude

The act of being a dumbass and getting an attitude when someone tells you that you are being a dumbass

Man my friend had a bad case of Dumbassitude after I told him to stop being a dumbass and trying to dump his girl

by TinShells December 4, 2016

Dumbass

Someone who looks up the word "dumbass" in a dictionary.
If you don't know what a dumbass is you really are a fucking dumbass.

Many people don' realize it, but they all sound like dumbasses.

by An A Cup February 9, 2018

dumbassphobia

The fear of dumbasses

Me: i have dumbassphobia
friend: *appears*
Me: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by SaucyBumBiscuits February 7, 2021