foul-duckery

Something that is not right in the mix. The story being told doesn't match up to what actually occured.

Did you hear about Lauren and Bartholemu? Sounds like there is some foul-duckery taking place!

by thesuperior1 August 29, 2012

Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018

Sick Ducker

A dick sucker, descretely.

Guy 1: (whispering) hey is she a dick sucker?
Guy 2: dude, we're in church.
Guy 1: (whispers) sorry, is she a sick ducker.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

ducker

replacing the word "fucker" in an email so as it will not be flagged in the email filter at the office

Nate: "Are we still doin lunch today at Hooters?"

Mikey: "for sure, I'll meet you duckers at the bar, it's friday, we can get duckin wasted."

Nate: "Duck yeah"

by mikeyo97 April 29, 2009

duckerate

To turn into a duck, make something out of a duck

Boy: Hey, you wanna go down to the pond and duckerate the geese?
Guys: COOL!

by Blubbernug12 January 12, 2010

fucking ducker fuck

Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game

Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!

by The biggest trash can you know July 31, 2016

Homie Ducker

When your homie ducks you and beats around the bush about hanging out and going to events.

You know Blankface? Yeah, he's a homie ducker, kept me waiting around all day and never called me back before going to Musink.

by Joshua_drek March 7, 2019