drunk

the perfect camouflage to blend in

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...

by Puhercules May 09, 2010

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed.
dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

drunk

over drinking:acting different and crazy. telling people your scariest and darkest secrets. loving on all people around you. skipping around like a bunny in a field of daises. trying on thongs and painting your toenails a poop green. eating what ever is in sight. acting like an idiot who doesnt know where they are and couldn't less. singing/yelling baby by justin bieber.

drunk guy: I have told you, that i love you?
Girl: i dont know you

by your moms son February 18, 2013

drunk

1. Past tense of "drink".
2. Your girlfriend's dad.
3. Spinning without moving.

1. You drunk my beer!
2. Am I right?
3. I am drunker than fuck right now!

by staccato brainstem February 15, 2005

drunk

What i am right now its kinda like i dont give a shit about anything wow im not depressed anymore whooo.

I just dont give a shit man.

by stewfoo January 16, 2005

Drunk

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
Caused or influenced by intoxication.

That nigga is actin wack, yo he done had one to many king cobra 40's yeah that niggas drunk.

by Supra March 18, 2003

Drunk

When a person has consumed too much alcohol and has no control over there body or actions.

Kaylee : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!

by SlopNChop August 27, 2018