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Golden Drums

The Process of urinating on another females
(or obese fat mans) breasts and using the penis
to hit either or both tits create a drum - like beat.
John wanted to create a song using the "Golden Drums"
method, so he invited Gary over to help him make it.
Gary revealed his man - boobies to John,
let him urinate all
over it and they made music for hours.
by Patrick 74 February 9, 2009
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drum workshop drums

A drum manufacturing company commonly refered to as DW. Their drums sound great and come in unlimited sizes for custom drum kits. Pros like Neil Peart, Tommy Lee, Joey Kramer, Joey Castillo, Terry Bozzio, Josh Freese and Stephen Perkins play them.
Billy: "Those drums sound amazing dude"

Tom: "I know they're Drum Workshop Drums."
by Brennan Dixon August 31, 2007
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butthole drums

The slapping, whether by accident or design, of any part of the male genitalia on the anus during sexual relations.
1. Yeah, I played the butthole drums on my ol' lady last night, just so's she'd know what was coming.(indicative of anal intercourse)
2. I played the butthole drums with my nutsack last night. (As in the missionary position)
by Ken Wheeler April 14, 2009
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trouser drums

the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.
bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!
by angry bry March 3, 2009
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bucket drums

A drum kit created by empty buckets, pots, pans, blue boxes etc and played with any hard object found (bats, whisk, hammer etc). There are many variations of the bucket drum style in punk music, and garage bands who never make it.
*clank clackity clank*
"What the hell is that?! It sounds like someone is falling down the stairs"
"Oh, it's just Julian practising his Bucket Drums".
by Tiger Princess May 11, 2008
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dirty drums

When you forget to give your drums a shower, and it procedes to plot against you and seek new world order
Those dirty drums just invaded poland
by Chinchilla-lord November 13, 2013
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Tummy Drums

See Tummy Sticks:

Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummy's. Sticks combine with tummy's, hence the name "tummy sticks."

Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!
Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy Drums (sticks)?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

<game of tummy sticks ensues>
by TreatwithKream January 16, 2022
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