downstairs

a girls vag.

her chamber of secrets.

her no no square.

J Nasty: Don't tell Meg I told you, but she totally showed me her downstairs.
Caitlin: OH!

Five minutes later:
Caitlin: So, Meg. I heard you showed J Nasty your "downstairs"?
Meg: *laughs hysterically*

by ghettonun. September 2, 2009

downstairs insidies

fingering a girls vagina (downstairs) inside her pants (insidies)

Boy: How about some downstairs insidies?

Girl: I'd love to.

*Girl unzips pants*

by dailydoseofwords August 6, 2010

Downstairs Beard

A veritable mane of unruly pubic hair, often, nay, always accompanied by a massive overgrowth of ferocious facial hair. May be inhabited by various species of wildlife including: crabs, sabertooth crotch crickets, lice, fleas, small feral cats and the mythical crabacus. The downstairs beard, if left unchecked, will grow together with the upstairs beard creating one mammoth superbeard which will then slowly begin to digest it's host creature and become a sentient being.

Dude 1: "Dude! Why do you keep scratching your nuts? Knock it off!"
Dude 2: "Sorry, I've got something crawling around in my downstairs beard!"

by Kipper snack rodeo June 12, 2009

downstairs mixup

British origin

genitals

see also junk

Greg- Do you love me?

Paul- I don't know you.

Greg- Oh you know me. You've seen my downstairs mixup.

Paul- Yeah, well I didn't ask to see that, did I.

by bobby le deuche April 4, 2009

facetime downstairs

oral sex euphemism.

Hey Brian, the boss requests that you get some facetime downstairs.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

Downstastic

When a person who has Down's Syndrome is acting out, or when someone of a typically normal mental fucntioning ability is acting "retarded."

Darren stop being downstastic, you can't bite your own ear!

by Lauren V. December 10, 2007

Downstairs dreadlocks

Pubic hair that have been turned into Dreadlocks.

Caribbean man #1- Whoa put some pants on i can see your Downstairs dreadlocks man.

Caribbean man #2- Sorry mon.

by LOLUMADBRO#1 April 16, 2012