Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.

The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.

by Gorgechild December 22, 2010

doucherod

the act of applying douchery from a distance using a douchebag on a stick/rod.

man this fucker put a gun to my dome and made me use a doucherod on this fat bitch!

by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004

Douchenerd

A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.

"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."

by Richard Headson November 8, 2011

king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.

Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret

by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

North Hill Doucher

Anyone who truly sucks and tries to make everyone elses life suck just as much as theirs does, or worse. Usually works in a Highbay as a 2W2X1 @ Minot AFB ND. Named after a hill that's on the north end of Minot ND on 83.

Lueck, Whitman, Brack, Frost, Delgado, Anderson, Glicrease (Dickcheese), Bartchi, Little, or anyone else who is in fact a North Hill Doucher.

by DELGADORASARAUS April 27, 2009

Doucheberg

1. When somebody seems like a douche at first, but then is proven to be an even bigger douche than expected
2. Someone who hides 90% of their douchiness under their exterior
3. A jewish douche

1. Dude, he's such a doucheberg. I knew he was a douche, but I didn't think he was this bad!

by Vinnythed September 8, 2013

Doucher

A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.

Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.

Common Doucher Symptoms:

1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated

Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"


Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"

by Cornelius the Great August 3, 2008