Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.
by EggtasticTaco June 16, 2011
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/do͞oSHdär/
The uncanny ability to sense a person's douchebaggery, usually upon sight, but sometimes it is not triggered until said douchebag opens their mouth.
/do͞oSHdär/
The uncanny ability to sense a person's douchebaggery, usually upon sight, but sometimes it is not triggered until said douchebag opens their mouth.
My douchedar went off as soon as he walked into the room with his salmon shorts and aviators and introduced himself as Chad.
The guy next to you at the music festival: "This DJ's sick. That top is sick. My hat is sick. SQUAD" major douchedar alert.
The guy next to you at the music festival: "This DJ's sick. That top is sick. My hat is sick. SQUAD" major douchedar alert.
by TsukinoUsagi20 March 6, 2017
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one who most readily demonstrates himself as master of douches
October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES
October 2004: Alex Rodriguez, NY YANKEES
by Grampa foam May 13, 2005
Get the douchemaster mug.A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.
Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.
Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.
by directly at the sun April 25, 2010
Get the doucheatorium mug.The metal disorder that many political journalist/commentators suffer from that causes them to add the word gate to any political scandal. It stems from the scandal at the Watergate hotel that brought down Nixon. They fail to remember that Watergate was over 30 years ago and they are complete douche bags.
Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,
Watergate, Whitewatergate, Travelgate, monicagate,
The president got a bj from monica, so I must call this scandal Monicagate. I'm a douchebage journalist suffering from douchegate.
by mark poopstain April 3, 2008
Get the douchegate mug.Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.
I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.
I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.
by Darren O'Donnell May 2, 2011
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by bearjewib July 14, 2010
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