Douchemachete

A person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. A situation where the term Douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.

A male classmate (during class) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the class is female. Afterwards proclaims "why was that inaproperate?"

"Man, that guy is a douchemachete."

by holyshatandall May 26, 2009

Douchetacular

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is very pompous and annoying.

Person #1: Dude, you're a total doosh.

Person #2: Actually, it's spelled 'douche'

Person #1: What a douchetacular asshole.

by Someguywithacomputer January 18, 2010

douchechach

1. A person that is so chachy that the connotations of the term cannot encompass their chachiness.

2. Someone who is both a douche and a chach.

3. The most annoying kind of person there is.

4. Ryan Tedder, the lead singer of the band OneRepublic.

"I can't fucking stand that guy, he's such a douchechach!"

"Did you just hear that? Only a douchechach could write such a terrible song."

by Reusch April 14, 2008

Doucheshack

It is a slang word used for, Juice Shack. Made popular in Northern California.

Hey bro, lets go to doucheshack.

by worldchmpgiants March 30, 2009

douchetacular

a complete "douche," a failure at whatever it is that they were going for, an intentional/unintentional asshole. Term coined by web-comic artist, "Amber Demure" of amberdemure.tumblr.com

Amber totally stood that guy up, because she was day drinking for hours and lost track of time. She was being douchetacular to the utter most.

by amberdemure December 14, 2010

Douchetash

its a moustashe
on your douche

or an insult

alex: hey guys i have got a douchetash wana see it
abi: yeah sure

fraser: your such a douchetash

by AlexAdieuDingle February 22, 2009

Douchetacular

A lavish performance of douche-like behavior.

That asshole at the bar put on quite the douchetacular display when he hit on my friend.

The guys at the club really showed off their douchetacular skills tonight.

by scorpqueen January 28, 2010