Doucheriffic

Is an adjective describing a douche (piece of crap) doing something terrifically (great or intense).

As in "His urinating in public was so DOUCHERIFFIC, I dumped his ass."

by Jetset334 September 23, 2009

Douchebike

A pretentious bicyclist who dons the flashy gear and thinks he owns the road, smugly ignoring the fact that any car can pummel him to the ground at any moment.

I had to turn right and instead got cut off by this douchebike.

by deskjob October 18, 2009

Douchefire

Noun. When a person is caught in between two douchebags having a back and forth conversation.

John got caught in some serious Douchefire at the bar tonight.

by Jim the Sasquatch October 29, 2015

Douchenzebagga

To call someone a douchbag and make it sound german.

Douch-en-ze-bag-ga

Me- "That person is a Douchenzebagga!"
Mel- "Did you just call them a douchbag with a german accent?"
Me-"Yes"

by Kuh-rissie December 22, 2008

Doucheritis

When someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.

"What the FUCK. We leave for the CAHSEE examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, Mr. Shapiro left EXTRA homework because he hates us sophomores."
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"

by Prodigious Asian March 17, 2010

Douchebike

A motorcycle that a douchebag would own. Likely a crotch rocket.

You can tell by the douchebikes outside that this is a hipster bar.

by tclcttbs June 22, 2014

douchedrizzle

1. The disgusting liquid that drizzles of a recently used douche.

2. A douchebag.

1. Jenny: Hey, don't touch the garbage can, I just threw a douche in there.

Jeff: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww, douchedrizzle.

2. John: Yo yo yo wuz happenin my crackers

Jake: fuck off, douchedrizzle.

by An-oNy_m=Ous August 10, 2009