douchemagnet

One who finds themselves attracting pretty ugly people.

Dude, did you see that douche Rob was with? He's a total douchemagnet!

by holasenor May 7, 2008

douchemeister

A person in a position of power that is both incompitent and a total asshole. He/She blames you for there mistakes, but there is nothing you can do about it because they're your boss.

My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!

Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!

by thejuggernautbitch!!!!!!!! August 6, 2009

Doucheball Player

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words

I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.

by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009

doucheable

Term used by female to describe a male who is a douche yet still doable. Can also be used by males in extreme cases of female doucheness.

Eh. I guess he's doucheable.

by tpoo July 15, 2010

Douchealarious

Douche-bag yet hilarious.

"That was douchealarious"

by ;b September 8, 2011

douchebait

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.

Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.

by Darren O'Donnell May 2, 2011

douchemeister

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

That kids a total douchemeister

by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005