Douchecraft carrier

An escalation of the douche canoe

dude you're such a douchecraft carrier

by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017

Douchecopter

A mix of the words douche and helicopter, someone who is being hella annoying and hovering over your shoulder while you send a text.

"Rodney, stop being such a douchecopter and gtf away from me, bruh!"

by Xur November 8, 2017

Strawberry Douchecake

A guy who acts in an obnoxious manner towards women or people in general.

Another term for douchebag, as well as a play on the name Strawberry Shortcake.

"That guy at the bar was being so annoying."

"Yeah, I saw him. He's a regular Strawberry Douchecake."

by sarabellum84 July 12, 2014

Douchecat

A Blues or Jazz musician who is also a major douche

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat

by AxeJazz March 24, 2009

Douchecopter

a) A person who draws pictures of penis's all day and who sucks ass at pretty much everything. A dude who should pretty much just go die.

b) A helicopter filled with douche.

"Fuck you Larry you are such a Fucking Douchecopter."

"He's got Douchecopter's flying out his ass."

by BranDun the Awesome May 5, 2008

anal douchecase

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012

douchecake

a random word caitlin made up
she has a penis

caitlin eats douchecakes because she likes the taste between her teeth

by tupac August 13, 2004